Wanted

From the 1973-74 Tomahawk

 

Think you had it tough finding a parking space when you attended UNO? Check out what happened to offenders back in the early 1970s.

 

This individual is wanted by UNO Campus Security. He is armed with a ‘58 Chevy and to be considered dangerous. Anyone knowing the whereabouts of this individual should HIDE.

 

Description:

1. Individual is chain-smoker.

2. Individual has hairy upper lip.

3. Individual appears to be a long-haired freak of medium height (5’-2” and weight (98 lbs.)

4. Individual has no scars or birth marks with the exception of an off-centered naval.

5. Individual has shifty eyes, and “only his hairdresser knows for sure” blonde hair.

 

Wanted for:

1. Resisting a tow.

2. Counterfeit stickers.

3. Insulting an officer by the use of “Sir.”

4. Failure to salute Verne McClung.

5. Parking on stall lines during a blizzard.

6. Improper display of sticker on the seat of his pants.